Grammar Quirks: Augusten Burroughs With a New Take on 'Love'

Augusten Burroughs talks about punctuation preferences, language evolution, and an Emily Dickinson quote. 

Mignon Fogarty
3-minute read

Grammar Girl: What’s your favorite word and why?

Augusten Burroughs: Maybe right here and now my favorite word is newfangled, which means “new” but requires seven more letters and two additional syllables to express exactly the same thing. "Newfangled" is Middle English, but the word archeologists say "newfangled" is derived from is “newfangle,” which debuted on the world stage in the early thirteenth century. As a word it’s like Princess Diana’s wedding dress, which had a twenty-five foot train. Now, even “new” might be too long. Soon it’ll be “nu.” Is this better? It’s shorter. So we’re getting faster and faster. At what?

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GG: What’s a word you dislike (either because it’s overused or misused) and why?

AB: Love. It isn’t pleasant to say, first of all. "Luhv." It is a dim-witted noise, almost not a word but an emission like a burp or a sigh. Like you should apologize and say “Excuse me” after saying it. But the larger issue is that it has so many meanings and degrees of meaning that it has no meaning at all.

Pet peeves age you.

GG: What word will you always misspell?

AB: "Independence." I always make it dance at the end.

GG: Any grammar pet peeves we should know about?

AB: Language evolves, so I try not to be attached to grammatical “rules” because they will change. I’m conscious of not fighting this evolution but of learning it. Pet peeves age you.

GG: Do you have a favorite quotation or passage from an author you’d like to share?


We never know how high we are
Till we are called to rise;
And then, if we are true to plan,
Our statures touch the skies

Emily Dickinson

This is so gorgeous. It’s not universally true but it is selectively true. And I know flesh and blood people whose statures do indeed touch the skies, even on an ordinary Thursday. Some beautiful people are always called to rise.

GG: What grammar, wording, or punctuation problem did you struggle with this week?

AB: I don’t struggle with these issues, really. I have better-than-passable grammar; wording is never an issue for me because my vocabulary is both tiny and fixed for life; punctuation is something I have a feel for intuitively, and I am probably correct 85% of the time. I use too many commas, but I use them to put the breaks on your pace of reading, to slow you down into the musical rhythm of the text. But it gets corrected, professionalized. I get saved from myself.


About the Author:

Augusten Burroughs is the author of "Running with Scissors," "Dry," "Magical Thinking: True Stories," "Possible Side Effects," "A Wolf at the Table" and "You Better Not Cry." He is also the author of the novel "Sellevision," which has been optioned for film. The film version of "Running with Scissors," directed by Ryan Murphy and produced by Brad Pitt, was released in October 2006 and starred Joseph Cross, Brian Cox, Annette Bening (nominated for a Golden Globe for her role), Alec Baldwin and Evan Rachel Wood. Augusten's writing has appeared in numerous magazines and newspapers around the world including The New York Times and New York Magazine. In 2005 Entertainment Weekly named him one of "The 25 Funniest People in America." He resides in New York City and Western Massachusetts.

About the Author

Mignon Fogarty

Mignon Fogarty is the founder of Quick and Dirty Tips and the author of seven books on language, including the New York Times bestseller "Grammar Girl's Quick and Dirty Tips for Better Writing." She is an inductee in the Podcasting Hall of Fame, and the show is a five-time winner of Best Education Podcast in the Podcast Awards. She has appeared as a guest expert on the Oprah Winfrey Show and the Today Show. Her popular LinkedIn Learning courses help people write better to communicate better.