Would you like a thinly disguised insult with your turkey? An exasperating political discussion with your pumpkin pie? Family gatherings are hard enough without the Rockwellian pressure of Thanksgiving. Have no fear. Savvy Psychologist has 7 tips to get you through with your sanity (mostly) intact.
Tip #4: Don’t Take the Bait
Is there a relative who always gets a rise out of you? Decide that it takes two to tango and don’t engage with them. Make an executive decision not to talk about politics with Grandpa anymore, gently change the subject when your cousin asks why you’re still single, or leave the room when Uncle Larry brings up the midterm elections.
Tip #5: Don’t Make a Day of it
If you’re hosting, consider serving dinner later, like 6pm, and ask people to arrive equivalently late, say, around 4pm. Then you only have to get through 5-6 hours rather than an entire day.
If you’re a guest and dread being at your sister’s house all day, justify showing up late (or leaving early) by doing something socially acceptable from Tip #1, like volunteering at the local hospital or hitting the stores early, making it clear you’re looking for the perfect Christmas present for your sister’s children. Or just make it known ahead of time that you’ll be late or have to leave early - no explanation needed.
Tip #6: Bring a Friend
If your family errs on the side of good behavior when there’s a stranger among them, bring one. A work friend with family far away, your friendly French neighbor who wants to try a real American Thanksgiving, or another fresh face may improve your family’s conduct. Needless to say, if your family would let it all hang out even if the Queen were coming, spare your friend the ordeal.
Tip #7: Plan a Post-Thanksgiving Gathering with Friends
Before Thanksgiving weekend, plan a night out (or a night in - whatever your style) with your friends for the week directly following Thanksgiving. Plan to debrief, tell all the crazy stories, and shake your heads in disbelief together. That way, you’ll experience the Thanksgiving day political diatribes, drunken singing, and other ridiculousness not as a migraine the the making, but as fodder for your night out.
After it’s all over, congratulate yourself on being functional. You may not be able to choose your family, but you can choose a shrewd strategy or two to keep you sane. With some practice, you may even consider showing up for the next family gathering.
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